I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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