I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
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Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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