If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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