i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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