Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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