do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize