Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
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