After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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