The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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