OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
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