Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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