Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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