You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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