I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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