Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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