You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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