remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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