Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
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what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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