Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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