She went from zero to smokin in five shots
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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