Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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