ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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