No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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