i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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