Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
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I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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