We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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