nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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