i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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Houston, we have a blender
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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