Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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