Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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