I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Randomize