That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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