so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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