I hate all girls vehemently.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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