Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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