I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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