My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
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I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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