do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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