i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
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I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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