apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
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