That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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