no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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