Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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