he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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