porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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