I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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