clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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