I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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