She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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