Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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